home is burning

As we waited in a room designated specifically for waiting while the nurses and doctors finished sewing back up what was left of my little sister, Michelle’s, vagina after she gave birth to her second child in 11 months, I fucked around with my other little sister, Chelsea, the one who will not only not be giving birth any time soon, but the one who will probably not even be getting laid any time soon, just like me. I made retard jokes. She made fat asshole jokes.

“You’re so retarded you could have a retarded baby with no arms and a dick on the bottom of his left foot,” I said.

“You’re so fat you could have a baby made of poop,” she said.

“Well, we should put you back in mom so your brain can finish developing so maybe you won’t have Aspergers,” I said.

“Well, we should put you back in mom so your brain can finish developing, so maybe you won’t be an asshole,” she said.

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