In our family, discovery of sex jokes means that we have finally graduated into adulthood. Well, that’s not entirely true or I would have been labeled an adult at the age of 12 when I discovered then subsequently made my first thousand blowjob jokes. But it is a passage into a more developed, less mature adult mindset. I final realized that my little sister, Chelsea, was approaching this more developed state when she noted that she had discovered the second meaning to the Christmas song “Here Comes Santa Claus”.
Chelsea: Hey Danny, I used found out the second meaning in that song “Here Comes Santa Claus”.
Me: [Playing along] What do you mean?
Chelsea: [Making jack-off motion with her hand] You know, cum, like sperm from a penis.
Me: [Patting her on the shoulder] Chelsea, you’re finally a man now.
Chelsea: A man?
Me: I meant woman, well, an adult.
Chelsea: [Singing and making jack-off motion with hands] “Here cums Santa Claus”.
She won’t do that to a person for another five years.
And that person will be a tuxedo wearing Javaid Ansari.